Cheese, Cheese, Cheese....what have you gotten yourself into? This blog is so empty. What was I thinking, starting a BRAND NEW BLOG?! I should have gotten a used one. It'd already be overflowing with inspiration, and charm, and wit, and...other good stuff that's important for blogs. I could have bribed Coffinmaker to sell me his blog (do you like chocolate chip cookies?)! But noooo, instead I elected to make my OWN. From scratch. *facepalm*
This would be a good time for my anthem. My ANTHEM, I say! At times like these, I just need to crank up the volume and blast a theme song. Here we go!
I like embracing the cheese
And not hurting my knees
Maybe soccer isn't the best for that
When I play tennis I have a cool hat
It's actually a visor
It was a gift, 'cause I'm a miser
I like to travel
And not have my life unravel
This blog is gonna help me
Someday I'll win an Emmy.
HOLLA, yo!
...Alrighty then, that's that. You know how this is going to work? I am going to establish a routine for my blog, so that I don't melt in a helpless puddle of hopelessness and confusion. I shall learn how to cook. That's a productive use of my time, right? I don't want to starve to death in a few years! So on a certain day (possibly random, possibly TBD), I will write about my (mis)adventures in the kitchen. Until it burns down, anyway. Hallelujah, we have a starting idea for Not So Cheesy! (Haha. Wait, don't you get it? Say it out loud. NOT. SO. CHEESY. HAHAHAHA. Adhit is so funny, isn't he?)
So long for now!
~Cheese
Yay, you've made a blog! *throws you a blogwarming party*
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read about your misadventures in the kitchen. I'd be glad to help with anything kitchen-related, I love cooking. I'm generally a really good cook...and the Caramel Disaster of 2008 never happened. NEVER HAPPENED, I SAY!
Not So Cheesy.
ReplyDeleteIf I may say so myself, one of my more enlightened moments :D
Anywho, I don't think you should trust the advice of a guy who prides himself on his scrambled eggs. That's what people like Feathers are for.
Awww, thanks guys. :D
ReplyDeleteFeathers, if you've got any good recipe ideas, feel free to tell me! They just have to be easy and vegetarian. I still eat dairy. And fish. And eggs...
Yes Adhit, you're a genius. XD