I Used To Know My Place Was The Spot Next To You, Now I'm Searching The Theater For An Empty Seat 'Cause Lately I Don't Even Know What Page You're On

On Thursday night I went to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part One)! IT WAS SO WORTH SLEEPING THROUGH MATH CLASS! All right, for the purposes of my movie commentary, spoilers will be in a different color! If you don't want any of the movie's surprises ruined, skip ahead to the rest of...whatever color I'm writing in. My blog changes it, so it ends up not being black, even though I write it that way...

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You sure? Okaaaay....

I know you're all thinking it...so WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE was up with the random, naked, photoshopped Harry/Hermione makeout scene?! I know it was supposed to be Ronald's nightmare-scene, but...there was NO lip-on-lip action involved! Just words! Only taunting! Anyways, that image kind of scarred me.

I screamed in the Godric's Hollow scene! Bathilda was SO CREEPY. And Nagini....jumping out of nowhere....*shudder* I screamed! And then when it went all quiet and they reached for the wand by the ledge thing, I was all like "Don't look over the ledge! Don't look over the ledge!" and they DID, and I was like "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" because Nagini just like, jumped out! And....ew....fangs! Fangs!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It was SO SCARY.

But I have to say, I think my favorite part was in the Ministry of Magic, when Ron is telling Mary Cattermole that she has to go home and leave the country and stuff. When she snogs him...the look on Hermione's face is just PRICELESS! She's all like, "GO DIE, YOU B-WORD! AND GET YOUR MITTS OFF MAH GINGER!"

...I think that's what I looked like today in orchestra when the principal second violinist started flirting with BGF. *glare* Luckily, I put her in her place when I swapped the seconds and the cellos. :) I'm the TA! I set up the chairs, I choose where to put my romantic rivals! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

And there was that totally random, completely film-only scene of Harry and Hermione dancing. I thought it was adorable and hilarious, all at the same time! So even though it was not in JK Rowling's masterpiece, I didn't mind. :D

IT WAS THE RETURN OF DOBBY!!! It was also the termination of Dobby, which made me really depressed. I almost cried. However, seeing as I was sitting next to the popular girls, I refrained in an effort to appear cool.

All in all, this is my FAVORITE Harry Potter movie! It absolutely reeked of epicness.

I'm afraid the cuss count revival gathered some premature hype. SP 2.0 went two full days without swearing! (After her streak of NINE!) If it was just a one-time thing, then I'm going to be very disappointed.

P.S. For those of you who were curious, the post title refers to the theater in which I saw DH. Guess who was there at the same time? BGF, naturally. Sandwiched between the ASB president and his fellow 9th grade rep. :P Both girls. I went up to talk to them (because at the time, I had no idea where to sit - the theater was PACKED!), and he didn't even look at me. It kind of sucked. It...really sucked. I need this conversation more than ever now....