Come Together Right Now...For the Contest of the Century (aka: I'm choosing a book)

Not So Cheesy now has SIX FOLLOWERS! This is amazing! I love youuuuuu. :)

The votes have not changed for a while, so I'm pretty darn sure it's between The Golden Compass and To Kill A Mockingbird. Know what this means? SHOOTOUT TIME! Adi, I did like your suggestion, but let's face it..this'll be way more interesting.

Enter the contestants!

The Golden Compass: BAM! I got here first.
To Kill A Mockingbird: I would've gotten here first, except I was just busy changing the English class lives of millions.
(Winner: Mockingbird. I want to read a book with *pompous know-it-all voice* Significant. Cultural. Impact.)

GC: MOOOOOVIE. MOOOOOVIE. MOOOOOOVIE.
Mockingbird: Oscar noms! BEAT THAT.
(Winner: None. Last time I checked, I was going to blog a book, not a movie.)

GC: Series! That means if Cheesy likes me, she can keep reading the rest of the books!
Mockingbird: I was the only book Harper Lee EVER wrote.
(Winner: GC. This would make it easier to pick the next book I end up blogging.)

GC: I have talking polar bears!
Mockingbird: Shut up. Talking polar bears are creepy.
(Winner: Mockingbird. I have to say, talking animals are almost always NOT my thing.)

GC: 23 chapters! 23 weeks of loving me.
Mockingbird: 31 weeks for me! We might as well get married.
(Winner: GC. I don't have that long of an attention span.)

*WHISTLE. WHISTLE. WHISTLE.*

Dang it folks, that's all the time we have. Unfortunately, it seems we are still tied. My personal choice shall determine it all! We are (ummmm, I am) going to read...the Golden Compass! And I'm just throwing this next part out to bust all you people who cheated and skipped right to the end.

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WAIT FOR IT

WAIT

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WAITING!!!!!

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Yum. I like pie. My mom is making a peach pie tonight. But you know what else I'm going to like? Blogging THIS BOOK!

HERE WE GO PEOPLES!!!!

THE VICTOR AND DETERMINER OF WHAT I SHALL READ FOR THE NEXT LONG TIME: To Kill A Mockingbird, by Harper Lee! Woo!